So I promised a review of Eat Pizza and was like, where the hell should I post it? Too long for a facebook status update, blah blah blah. Anyway so after a year I'm reviving my blog for the humble Italian favourite. Let's do this!
December 1 2002 was the last time that I ate any animal products out of choice. Some douche bags have attempted to slip it into my word hole by stealth since then but I think the ratio is me-23148536639, satan worshipping meat eaters-3.
So when you see such satanists with culinary cuisines like a margarita pizza, you can't help but drool. The pizza box quickly turns into your 'window into weight gain', the cheese seems to stretch forever and most importantly, you don't need to order a hybrid version of something from the menu where you have to emphasise 'no cheeeeeeeese'.
But fear no more, as there is an alternative. Eat Pizza is that place you drive past on your way to knifepoint. I've chicken-necked it many a time even before I knew of their vegan options and when we dropped some friends home in Yarraville, we seized the chance!
Don't get fooled by this post, there is basically nothing (other than the takeaway menu) in the shop that lets you know that there is vegan cheese, ham and salami options. I've since checked out their website which mentions this but you have to do the searching.
After much deliberation (mostly due to sheer excitement) Nicole and I chose a vegetarian with pineapple and a margarita, both with cheezly.
People, these photos do not do these pizzas justice. They were everything and more of what we hoped for. Pizzas are supposed to be oily, greasy, filling yet not sickening- check, check, check and check. But specifically:
The base- cripsy crusts and evenly cooked.
Cheese- ample (and I mean ample) and melted to perfection.
Vegetables- fresh, numerous and no sign of moisture that would cause sogginess.
All this for $2.50 more than the regular price of $10 and $9 respectively. As Nicole just said 'the best thing you could possibly eat while wearing trackies'.
Other pros for this place include:
Spotless shop front
Cute old guy in the kitchen; and
Home delivery from 5pm 7 days
So should you check this place out? Your damn fuckin right you should! And it don't matter if your black or white, vegan or satan, bogan or eastern suburbs toff, this place is for you.
VEGAN BUTCHER OUT
www.eatpizza.com.au
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